George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little
pr…. after his talk, he then offers question time. One little boy puts
up his hand and George asks him his name. ‘Stanley’ responds the little
boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” “I have 4 questions: first, why
did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? second, why are
you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriages when ½
of all Americans don’t have health insurance?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue
after recess. When they resume George says: “Ok, where were we? oh,
that’s right, question time. Who has a question” Another little boy puts
up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. ‘Johnnie’ he
responds. “And what is your question, Johnnie?” “Actually sir, I have 6
questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
UN? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried
about gay marriages when 1/2 of all Americans don’t have health
insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
sixth, what the f _ck happened to Stanley?